drinkyourjuiceshelby:

cristalplanetheart:

When it happens

When it gets resolved

(via magical-awesome-kid)

magnetic-rose:

lae'zel with the other companions: fools, idiots. you disgust me with your weakling, nonsensical ways. i hate all of you.

lae'zel with gale: hello :)))))) lil buddy :)))) oh? you wanna know more about my people? i will gladly answer everything you ask. :)))

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fishofthewoods:

brittlebodies:

Ian Stone, Doubting Thomas, oil on linen, 12x16 in, 2023

“If you know the painting by Caravaggio, Doubting Thomas, it was my direct inspiration for this piece.

A doubting Thomas is a skeptic who refuses to believe without direct personal experience. 50-60 years ago, it was not uncommon for people to think or believe that being gay was a phase or a mental illness or deviance in some shape or form. It’s embarrassing that the same things are being said about trans people today.”

STOP SCROLLING!!! THIS IS NOT A PHOTO IT’S OIL ON LINEN!!!!!!!!!

(via sexygaywizard)

letmebegaytodd:

letmebegaytodd:

letmebegaytodd:

i don’t know how to tell you this but we put your boyfriend in the orb.

i don’t know how to tell you this but we put an orb in your boyfriend.

pictured: your two boyfriends

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prokopetz:

unseenphil:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

The real problem with all existing tabletop RPG adaptations of the Teenae Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise is that in not one of them are your core numeric stats “Teenage”, “Mutant”, “Ninja” and “Turtle”.

“But what about characters who aren’t teenagers, mutants, ninjas and/or turtles” obviously other sorts of characters would have different but equally weirdly specific core stats, with the guiding principle that the resulting phrase must fit the same metrical rhythm as “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle”. So, for example, Daredevil – who absolutely exists in the TMNT universe, and don’t try to tell me otherwise – might be a Sightless Catholic Ninja Lawyer, with core stats of “Sightless”, “Catholic”, “Ninja” and “Lawyer”.

(For those about to remark that this hypothetical game is clearly just ripping off S John Ross’s Risus, a bit, yes, but mostly it’s ripping off Space Pirate Amazon Ninja Catgirls.)

So is it more important if non Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have four words for their alternate stats or that their alternate stats scans to the 80s TMNT theme song?

They are both basic requirements – it’s not a valid statline if either criterion is absent.

(Note, however, that this doesn’t necessarily mean each of the four words needs to have exactly two syllables; as @theemjay notes, “Girl Reporter” scans to the same metre as “Ninja Turtle” if you’re trying to stat up April O'Neil. This does, of course, oblige us to assert that “Girl” is an identity on par with “Ninja”, but if we’re talking about the 1987 continuity that’s probably accurate!)

fillianore:

kill them with kindness? wrong, eldritch blast

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supervillainexe:

“kill them with kindness” wrong, chain lightning.

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naggingatlas:

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hollyofmercia:

icedsilver:

flowersonmymind1016:

skold:

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

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the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

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prokopetz:

ttrpgcafe:

prokopetz:

The fascinating thing about this particular patch note is that it implies the game engine is fully rendering your character’s penis at all times, not just when you take your pants off.

I’d say it was because they were accurately rendering the bulge, but if they’re clipping through, that clearly can’t be the case either.

Even if they wanted the bulges to be meticulously accurate, the sensible approach would have been to include a hidden penis size slider in the mesh for the trousers. That way, you could render the trousers with a bulge of appropriate dimensions baked into the mesh and simply switch the penis off whenever it’s fully covered; it’d be hugely computationally cheaper than doing fabric simulation to determine the bulge dimensions dynamically, you’d save on running needless penis physics calculations whose results will never be seen by the player, and there’d be no risk of penis clipping. The way they currently seem to be doing it is just sloppy penis optimisation.

(via rylynneslandofmakebelieve)

obliviongate:

ah yes, my favourite fallout new vegas character

janetm74:

followthebluebell:

nattousan:

followthebluebell:

Roomba kept crying because she couldn’t find her spring toy and uh. Well, she had a good reason for it.

spring

She’s blind, she makes a lot of different sounds, and her poor social skills mean she tries to groom any other cat she bumps into. She doesn’t bump into furniture or walls anymore but she used to. Whenever she bumped into something, she’d just turn around and keep going.

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mysharona1987: